Q: "What the heck is going on?"

A: Your guess is as good as ours. Haha, no, but really, this whole enterprise is confusing to us too.

Q: "How long will it take to get my order?"

A: Since our operations are in Milwaukee now, less time than before. Realistically, with COVID-19 still a thing, you can expect to receive your order within two weeks of purchase.

Q: "I got my garment. What's that smell?"

A: Great question. We print our shirts using a DTG (direct-to-garment) process that allows us to reproduce all of our gorgeous designs with incredible color accuracy and fine detail. Sometimes the process leaves behind a slight vinegar smell or a white residue. Both are benign and will go away after a quick wash! Then, slap that beauty on your torso and strut, strut, strut!

Q: "Are these sizes for women or men or what?"

A: Gender is a performative construct. Also, clothiers hate sizes that make any sense at all, have you noticed? So all you need to do is click on +Sizing Information, and it will show you the actual numerical measurements so you can make an informed guess that way.

Q: "Do you have a return policy?"

A: Yes! Visit our return policy page here!

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